Freelancer – FAQ

Main rules:

Please do not ask me for job:

  • when your experiences are not 100%.
  • when you have any doubts about your quality of work, understanding, delays…
  • when your dog, cat, parrot, grandmother or any other stupid animal planning to die during our cooperation
  • when your idea how make money is looking for internet solutions and to do Ctrl+C Ctlr+V
  • when your knowledges about used technology, platform or tools are only shallow
  • if you live under an active volcano, tornado, tsunami or floading area and disasters are coming



Project name:

Android application for couriers

A link for this project:


Your wasted questions:

Q: How are you?

A: well

Q: Can we discuss about your project?

A: ofcourse

Q: Are you there?

A: maybe, I do not know

Q: Could you share me your specification requirement document?

A: no, all specification, documentation and all whats you need is everytime in attachement folder in project.

Q: could we talk together in Skype, Wiber, ICQ or (insert sour own favorite or stupid) any other comunicator?

A: not, for Freelancer work i use ONLY Freelancer platform

Q: Could I call you?

A: no!

Q: You need create app for drivers?

A: no, for astronauts!

Q: What is Visual Studio or Android Studio?

A: please leave and close this chat window



Answers for this job:

Files for download:




1, before you contact me, please read carefuly all files and requirements, make sure that you understand all.

2, read the docs again.


Q: Need you testing me?

A: Yes, you must to create TestApp. No other way!

Q: Do not pay for the TestApp?

A: Yes this TestApp will for free.

Q: How about your budget?

A: This is not your matter, when I create project, so I have enough money for finishing.

Q: My hour price is xx USD, it is ok?

A: When you win our competition I will respect your price.

Q: Could you help me with something in competition?

A: No, the assignemnet is same for all intersted parties, when you are not able to understand my documentation for absolutely easy, simply and quick build Android app, how you can be able to create app for 300 my drivers?

Q: Need app fo IOS, Android or Win or both / all?

A: Are you stupid?

Q: How about API?

A: If you need any API you need create it.

Q: How about Design?

A: This is your job. In fact it is only few buttons per page. Not a game! See my docs files.

Q: Do you want to make a backoffice, admin webpage, server side, etc?

A: Do you know to read?

Q: Could I use MSSQL, or SQLite for this project?

A: Absolutely not!

Q: How we can start the project?

A: Simply start create my competition, NOW!

Q: Take me award!

A: Maybe you do not read our docs closely, did you create our competition?

Q: How many time I have for TestApp?

A: How many you need?

Q: When you have plane to start this project?

A: 23.10.2018

Q: For your TestApp i need 50 or any other crazy nuber of hours, days, months…

A: In this case you are not suitable person for this project, maybe you will be happy like mason, driver, scaffolder or fisherman, please switch off your computer and go to find any other useful job.


About Mirek Šalamon

Jsem programátor na volné noze a cestovatel.
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